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Saturday, October 28, 2023

ONCE Upon a Time... in Holy Land

     

Once upon a time there was a man who hated everyone, but mostly himself. He looked around and realized there were people around him doing well: they were happy, hardworking, and well educated. Some of them, the others were industrious, but what they all had in common was that they were successful. And religious.

This envious man could not understand why his own people were struggling and he came to the conclusion that these people, THE JEWS. had to be evil. So he convinced an entire country that these ANIMALS, these JEWS, had to be killed. All of them. 

     And they threw them from their land, their houses, took their possessions, put them in concentration camps and killed as many as they could, before the rest of the world forced them to stop. 

     They went to town on these EVIL JEWS. They shot them. They burn them. They gassed them. They starved their little children until they were VERY DEAD 😨😨😨😨ufa!!!!

Then the Jews that survived went elsewhere and had tons of sex 😁  and had a lot of little Jews 🍼 and they were happy, hardworking, and well educated 📚. Some of them, the others were industrious, but what they all had  in common was that they were successful. And religious.

But they were all homeless 🏡 and landless 😢 so they crossed the 🏜️ and took refuge with this other group, the Muslims, 🎉 Hooray!!! 🙌

Then the Jews told everyone that their God said that they were "the chosen people" and that the land was sacred and theirs. But the Palestinians, the Arabs said: " wait a second, we were here first."

     Then the Jews came to the conclusion that these people, THE PALESTINIANS. had to be evil. So the Jewish leaders convinced an entire country that these ANIMALS, these Arabs, had to be killed. All of them. 

     And they threw them from their land, their houses, took their possessions, put them in concentration camps and killed as many as they could, before the rest of the world forced them to stop. ( well not yet )

They went to town on these EVIL PALESTINIANS.They shot them. They shot them again. They bomb them. They starved their little children until they were VERY DEAD 😨😨😨😨ufa!!!!

They are still bombing them today. The Jewish leaders made Hitler 👿 proud. In a few days they dropped more 💣 on these animals than their partners in crime the USA did in an entire year in another war. 🦚 🥲
And the US sold the Jews all the bombs they needed to kill the EVIL 🙈 Palestinians Cha-Ching 🤑💰💰 and they sold them cute little bullets and baby 🍼 💣 bombs to kill the children too. ⚰️ Because Israeli soldiers are "the chosen ones" by God 🌨️☁️ himself and they are so religious that they listen to their God: " shoot to maim" and the Jews shoot them on their pee-pees so that they can't have tons of sex 😁 and make lots of little Palestinians 🍼 😧😧😧 ouch!!! 🤕and God has planning war strategy sessions and tells them: "make your presence felt." And Israeli soldiers visit Palestinians at night and break the door down ⚒️ 🔨 and yell at them to stand over there stand over here 💔 and shoot them if they don't listen. And they go to another house and do the same thing again all night long. UFA!!! 😩 😴 for their entire shift. For 70 years. So religious 🤯 they are. And " chosen people" and all. ( but 🤫🤫🤫 shhhh we can't tell anyone we know that because they scream " you don't like Jews" " you are an antisemite" 
It's their favorite to song sing 😀 🎵🎶 and when they are done singing? They are back doing God's work and killing little Palestinians 🍼 😧😧 ouch!!! 🤕

And the other Jews, the good little Jews worked hard too. Every time anyone tells them " hey 🛑 killing these Palestinians babies 😡
The good Jews point their finger 👉 and scream " you hate Jews! You are an antisemite. " 

And the entire world apologize " I'm sorry good Jews. We are your friends." And the good Jews say: " Prove it."
And they tell everyone to go to the ⛱️ and shopping mall  🛒 and look at the ocean. At the condors. Look at tik tok.
Look the other way...

And the people of the world went to the beach brought Teslas and looked at their tik tok and saw this...


And they went mad as hell 😡💢 and yelled at the Jews 🤬
WHAT'S THIS?
And the Jews said: "the 🙈 evil Palestinians in black face. They are very racist." But the people of the 🌎 didn't believe them anymore and told them 🛑 💣 them. And the Jewish leaders said: " they are animals. Terrorist. Our holy book tells us they need to die."

And the entire world 🌎 went back to their social media and tv shows and all the muted Hollywood actors were happy again. Back on television talking about... 🤔 Nothing really. 
Just dead air. Just like Palestinians babies. THE 🔚