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Wednesday, November 6, 2024

a brand new day in AMERICA

 THE VILLAGE IDIOT


In a country of 340 MILLION people, two people were offered to "lead" you; and I say you because I'm an atheist, so I can pretty much FUCK UP THINGS all by myself. 


This month, I turn 59 years old, and never in my entire life have I had the epiphany of a genius idea.; however, I'm smart enough to understand that genius is simplicity in itself; all the geniuses in this world work diligently and silently. 

Yesterday, November 5th, 2024, the village elected Mr. Trump for the presidency once again, and I thought of the Middle East, more precisely, about the Indians- read feathers, not dots - think Palestinians not alive.

And then, eureka came to me, that elusive genius idea. 

In honor of the lack of empathy for the Palestinian children being MURDERED in the Middle East, FROM THIS DAY FORTH, every single man shall be by his wife's side during labor; 

a vice will be placed on his balls, and as the woman's labor pain increases, so will the pressure squeezing his balls.

Just like the Jews cut the foreskin of their babies WITHOUT ANESTHESIA, throughout the world, this will be a new tradition. 

Perhaps then, man will place more value on human life.