Who controls the water in New Jersey?
NYC does.
Who controls the electricity in New Jersey?
NYC does.
Who controls the civil registry in New Jersey?
NYC does.
Who controls the movement of residents in New Jersey?
NYC does.
Can the people of New Jersey travel?
No. They need permission from NYC.
Who controls the food supply in New Jersey?
NYC does.
Who controls the AMOUNT OF CALORIES the residents of New Jersey can eat?
NYC does.
Does New Jersey have an airport?
No. NYC does not allow it.
Can the authorities of New Jersey walk freely into NYC?
No. NYC does not allow it.
Can the authorities of NYC walk freely into New Jersey?
Yes. And they do it DAILY.
Can the authorities of NYC arrest residents of New Jersey?
Yes. Over TEN THOUSANDS sit in prison in NYC with no criminal charges.
Can the authorities of New Jersey arrest residents of NYC?
No. It is called terrorism and kidnapping.
FROM: All of us.
TO: Mount Sinai on Shavuot. Three Thousand Years Ago.
Dear Moses,
Please keep your Torah. We don't want it. We just want to live in peace with all of our neighbors and share the land in communion.
Please tell God to bless the Palestinians in West Bank, Gaza, Haifa,Jerusalem. The Lebanese. The Yemenis. The Syrians. The Iranians. They are mourning the dead.
Thank you for choosing the right people to unite all of us against murder, violence, genocide. They have been doing a tremendous job: 17,000 terrorist attacks in the last 600 days alone. Thousands of dead people, and millions being starved to death.
